I will get up and walk the dog at 6:30 A.M. I will eat some fruit as part of my breakfast. I will shave. I will clean the sink after I shave. I will be at work by 8 A.M. I will sit through two-hour meetings. I will say yes when you want me to say yes. I will be quiet when you don’t want to hear me say no. I will take your call. I will listen to your opinion of my friends. I will listen to your friends’ opinions of my friends. I will be civil to your mother. I will put the seat down. I will separate the recycling. I will carry your lip balm. I will watch your vampire TV shows with you. I will take my socks off before getting into bed. I will put my underwear in the basket. And because I do this, I will drive the car I want to drive. Charger. Man’s last stand.