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Comcast: Trapped

When the cable company keeps you on hold you feel trapped. When you feel trapped you need to feel free. When you need to feel free you try hang gliding. When you need to try hang gliding you crash in to things. When you crash in to things, the grid goes down. When the grid goes down, crime goes up. And when crime goes up your dad gets punched over a can of soup.