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e-Trade: Diversify

A: So yeah, sorry about last night.
B: I just don’t understand why you didn’t call.
A: Well, I, I was on e-Trade, you know, diversifying my portfolio, taking control, like a wolf.
B: Right.
A: What’s that—that’s volatility in the market. Taking care of. Wolf style. (howls.)
B: And that milkaholic Lindsey wasn’t over?
A: Lindsey?
C: Milk-a-WHAT?
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